Renting an apartment (lolz.....)

A businessman met a beautiful girl and
agreed to
spend the afternoon with her
for £500. They did
their thing, and, before
he left, he told her that he
did not have any
cash with him, but he would
have his secretary write a
cheque and mail it to
her, calling the payment "
RENT FOR APARTMENT."On the way
to the office, he
regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole
event had not been
worth the price. So he
had his secretary send a cheque
for £250 and
enclose the following typed
note:
"D ear Madam: Enclosed find a
cheque for £250 for
rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the
amount agreed
upon, because when I rented
the place, I was under the
impression that: 1 -
it had never been
occupied; 2 - there was plenty
of heat; and 3 -
it was small enough to make
me feel cosy and at home.
However, I found out
that it had been
previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat,
and that it was entirely
too large."Upon receipt of the
note, the girl
immediately returned the
cheque for £250 with the
following note:"Dear
Sir: First, I cannot
understand how you could expect
a beautiful
apartme nt to remain unoccupied
indefi nitely. As for the heat,
there is plenty of
it, if you know how to
turn it on. Regarding the
space, the apartment is
indeed of regular size,
but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill
it, please do not blame the
management. Please send the
rent in full or we
will be forced to contact
your present landlady.